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I've Survived 5 Years Married | Anniversary Medal with Sarcastic Phrase

5th Wedding Anniversary Present — I've Survived 5 Years Married — 5th Anniversary Gift

A handmade wood keepsake for the 5th wedding anniversary, made individually in our Cornwall workshop.

SKU: medmarried05

£18.39

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Kathleen

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“Excellent figures and super quick shipping. Thank you.”

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Kelly

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“Such a beautiful gift. My husband absolutely loved it! Thank you.”

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Ema

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“Beautifully made, unique gift purchased for my husband to mark our 13th Wedding Anniversary. I wanted to get something other than the traditional gift of lace and this fit the bill. He loved it!”

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A playful nod to married life, this 5th anniversary gift celebrates five years of shared jokes, challenges and triumphs with a bold “I’ve Survived 5 Years Married” design. It has a light-hearted, tongue-in-cheek feel that suits couples who love to laugh together, turning a milestone into a moment of shared humour rather than formality. A thoughtful choice for a 5th anniversary, it’s ideal for a partner with a mischievous streak or for friends who appreciate a cheeky, good-natured gift.

Each piece is created in our small Cornwall workshop, where we balance clean, modern styling with a relaxed, coastal charm. We focus on solid, tactile finishes and clear, confident lettering so the message stands out wherever it’s displayed or used. Made in small batches, it carries the character of a handmade piece rather than something mass-produced, ready to raise a smile on the big day.

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